If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

churchsext:

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

i just swallowed a fruit fly

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elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.
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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

WHAT THE FUCK
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fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

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 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

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so t mobile stepped its shit up 

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it’s like high school drama except with phone companies  

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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